Not What You Expected

and completely insane but I want these... BAD.

More Pointless Blogs To Avoid The Actual Blogs Promised...

yep.

I See Dead People...

... not really. But Izzy Stephens does and I'm kinda like WTF because really, Denny died, I watched it with my own two eyes and this is Greys Anatomy, NOT General Hospital.

This is like jumping the shark all over again (because I am in strong belief that Grey's already jumped the shark when Meredith died for like 4 whole minutes and then like wasn't dead and that my friends, was unacceptable.) only this time, it's WAY worse. Because it just MAKES NO SENSE. The sense is lacking so much here that I can't even focus on the Twilight movie blog that I'm SUPPOSED to be writing, or the So You Think You Can Dance Canada final four episode that I'm kinda watching, or the episode of Alias that I'm watching on MegaVideo (thanks to like the best site ever - surfthechannel.com) that I'm actually really watching. 

COME ON SHONDA RHIMES. I used to think you were brilliant. Really, I did, your characters are amazing and the depth of your storytelling is truly magical. But you must be smoking some SERIOUS crack with this storyline. PLEASE. PLEASE, make it stop. Give us more Mer and Der. Give us more George and Lexi and for the love of all things holy, GIVE US MORE ALEX and IZZY. 

Makes me crazy, really, truly, crazy. 

Movie Review Blog Coming Soon...

I promise.

In the meantime...
and now i can't breathe.

Things I Could Be Doing Right Now...

In an effort to once again, postpone the work sitting on my desk, I propose a list of the things I could be doing instead... in no particular order.

1. Robert Pattinson
2. Sleeping
3. Making riced crispy treats
4. Doing research for my novel
5. WRITING my novel
6. Researching new possible cabinet appointments
7. Searching for things to buy people for Christmas
8. Christmas shopping
9. Reading one of several books
10. Re-reading Midnight Sun
11. Burning CD's
12. Baking
13. Watching shows that are saved on my DVR
14. Searching the internet for more hot pictures of my british boyfriend
15. Honing my yet to be determined "Heroes" power... and in turn wishing that my DNA would mutate (it's important to note that you can't have a "heroes" power without mutating DNA)
16. Traveling the world
17. Drooling over some new Christian Louboutin shoes
18. Finding the next "big idea"
19. Discovering the key to world peace
20. Designing my own clothing line
21. Plotting Inner Circle world domination
22. Applying to work for the Obama administration

I'm Sorry, I Had No Choice

MY GOD. Is he for real? Honestly? Is this a figment of my imagination? Am I dreaming? Seriously. I am going to fall asleep a very happy girl. 

In Order To Motivate Myself To Start Working...

...I decided to post a blog.

Anyone who wonders how they can go from hating Chuck Bass in season 1 of Gossip Girl to loving him now... well I've got two words for you: Logan Echolls. Go do yourself a favor and watch the first season of Veronica Mars and you'll witness the progression of another beloved obligatory psychotic jackass, turned favorite character on the show. Mostly, what I think it is, is the redeeming moment - in Logan's case punching out the FBI punk Ben, Chuck's I'm not too sure of yet, I'd have to watch the first season of Gossip Girl with a little more scrutiny. At any rate, I see people ask this question on blogs all over the place and I always want to point out that Logan did it first and was way less smarmy than Chuck. Well... maybe. I guess. Actually... probably not, but there's something the tiniest bit wholesom about Jason Dohring and there is nothing at all wholesome about Ed Westwick. Which is okay. TOTALLY FINE actually because I do love them both in their own special ways. But yeah, I'm just saying...


Yay for TV Boyfriends!

We Couldn't Have An RP Top Ten Without An EC Top Ten To Accompany It

And by EC I of course mean Edward Cullen. So, here's more Robert Pattinson beautifulness, in the form of the ideal boyfriend... Edward Cullen. These are in no particular order really. And also, once I see the movie I'm sure that there will be a lot more of this type of picture but for now... Oh love... Really there are no words, just... enjoy :)

And Now Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming

So, I've thought long and hard, and I've put a lot of time and effort into this and I've finally come to a conclusion... I now present you THE TOP TEN PICTURES OF ROBERT PATTINSON!!! (listed in order of beautifulness - in my opinion - I'm probably forgetting something, but I'm really trying here... picking ten is really really hard...)

1.

We (me and my twilight obsessed coven) kinda refer to this one as the picture that started it all... or just, well pants. Not only do I have an actual physical copy of this picture in my possession, but I also have not one, but two stickers, AND a "color" photocopy... obsessed much? yeah...

2.

This was a new one that VERY quickly became a favorite. Thank you Vanity Fair. You've definitely outdone youselves. 

3.

This picture is beautiful. Unbelieveably beautiful. I cannot even count the number of times the appearence of this photograph has caused um... chaos... at work. I am also the proud owner of a physical copy of this photograph... it's going to look great in my new cubical when we move :o)

4.

Okay number 4 had to be a tie. Because, well I just couldn't decide. I mean first there's the thing with the lip that just... it's... just... wow... and then there's this other picture with this look and... it's... um... it's... equally as sexy in the same way, or something... I just couldn't decide. And um yeah, tie's actually are going to be a little more frequent... my top ten may actually, technically be like a top 15.

5.

Um... I think the hand in the mouth says it all. 

6.

Hand... Hair... Sigh.

7. 

Okay, yes, I'm sorry, another tie. But these two pictures are just... UGH I really wish that I had words to describe how much I enjoy ALL of my Robert Pattinson pictures but these two... are just favorites for two specific reasons. The first, that cocky grin and those bedroom eyes. The second, the sly smile and... who could have imagined that he could be so hot when you couldn't even see his hair. I cannot even begin to express how adorable I find this man. 

8.

I couldn't decide which picutre from this event that I liked best, so I picked them both :o)

9. 

He's touching his magic hair... I cannot help myself.

10. 

I think I speak for fangirls all over the world when I say Horray for black and white photoshoots. 

There's a whole lot of goodness here folks, enjoy :0)

We Can And We Did

I don't often use this as a political platform, so I'll make this quick. 

I just wanted to say congratulations to the 44th President of the United States of America. Here's to making history. Here's to a change I can believe in.

I finally voted for a winner. 

Ladies and Gentelman - President Elect Barack Obama

Just remember, there's a lot more that unites Americans than divides us. I don't know about anyone else, but for the next four years I am going to try to be the change that I want to see in the world. 

Things I Would Like To Buy

So I figured since I kinda wanted a reason to post a picture of Robert Pattinson, I'd find an actual quasi valid reason to post and in turn, decided that I would start a post of things that I would like to buy - or better yet, have bought for me. Like this hat... let's forget the fact that Angelia Jolie is wearing it and she'd probably look good wearing a piece of gum in her hair... I tried one of these bad boys on this weekend and it looked ridiculously cute and as soon as I figure out what color coat I want, I'm going to get me a hat just like this!

And then there's this necklace. It's from Tiffany's of course. And yes, I do have a considerable amount of jewelry from Tiffany's already, but that doesn't matter. I have a soft spot for this unbelieveably expensive silver. And I really like hearts. Because I am a girl. 

And then there's this bag, which I probably need like I need a hole in my head. But it's ugly paisly and it's DISNEY. And it's adorable and if I could actually find it available anywhere I would buy it. Immediately. Because I love it. It's Alice In Wonderland... what's not to love? And speaking of bags, there's this one... Coach which I love. LOVE. And Red... I love RED. 

 

Which is why I would also really, REALLY like this coat... available at Old Navy. THIS I may have to buy shortly, seeing how it's actually getting cold. Like really cold. Like maybe I have to break the no coats before snow rule kinda cold. Fuck. 

And then there's this book... which yeah, I'm gonna get like within the next couple of weeks... because I'm a big loser. A big loser who loves Twilight, yes I admit it. I love Twilight. Got a problem with that? Yeah, I thought not. 

And that leaves me with these shoes... OH MY GOD these fucking shoes. There is only one thing on the planet right now that I want more than these shoes and really... I have a better chance of getting the shoes ($850 at Bergdorf Goodman incase you were wondering.) They're my new goal. I've got a thing for satin shoes made my french designers with beautiful last names... what can I say?

You know what else I've got a thing for??? 

BRITISH GUYS NAMED ROBERT PATTINSON... OH MY GOD

Sorry for the language but HOLY FUCK. 

And Yes, Sometimes I Post For No Reason...

I love my TV boyfriends.





and then there's this... which actually causes heart palpitations...

Just A Little Something Real Quick

This is the latest iGoogle sign on page...

And this part ...

how it dips a little and it's perfectly straight. Bothers me more than I will ever be able to adequately express in words.

You See, I've Always Loved Vampires

This news made my morning... JASON DOHRING IS BACK ON TV thank you GMMR for always managing to bring me good news. I have to admit at first I was a little upset that he did not get cast as Ryan whatever-his-last-name-should-be-Walker on Brothers & Sisters and instead some no name got the part (and not even Matt Long!) but my favorite TV boyfriend is now going to be on an HBO show, which is kinda like even more reason for me to scream at my cable company and get HBO. So there's that. I'm trying to find a good pic of JD but the problem is I can't seem to locate one and that's really pissing me off. The pic's online of him just don't seem to capture how truly good looking this guy is. Most of the more recent pic's are from his Vamp days on Moonlight and even those suck (no pun intended) and he was genuienly hot on that show with his dark hair and crazy charming smile... sigh. I guess this one will do.

Speaking of crazy charming smile have you see a picture of my british boyfriend Robert Pattinson lately. Probably not, so I figured I'd post one for you. I'm in love. Seriously. Like I don't even know what to do with myself. The dillusional little life I lead is really at an all time high as far as completely crazy, I live in a make pretend world, status goes. 28 days until I can swoon at seeing him on the big screen. I. CANNOT. WAIT.

I feel like there's something else that I immediately wanted to blog about, but I guess not. I should probably get to work...oops.

Dear Buffalo, Why Do You Hate Me?

It's snowing. Cold, wet, WHITE snow. I hate snow. Yes it's pretty and sometimes when things are covered and they sparkle because the light hits them just right (like Vampires!), it takes my breath away, but most of the time. Snow just gets in the way.

I've lived in Buffalo my entire life and so you'd think I'd be used to snow by now, but I'm not. Okay, scratch that, I AM used to snow, I just don't like it. It causes people to drive like retards, it sticks to things, it makes me late for work because I have to scrape it off of my car, and when it's covering the streets its incredibly dangerous.

For the record, it's October 22nd and it's snowing. Not a lot of snow, not even really cover the ground snow (it's definitely too warm for that) but snowing enough that you can call it snow, and not heavy rain and that just makes me sad because in my mind I live in a little bubble where things like snow, they just don't happen.

Okay, enough talk of the icky white stuff, let's talk ELI STONE. Oh my god I love this show. Yes, Johnny Lee Miller and his total adorableness help, a LOT but really it's just so great. Katie Holmes was the guest star last night and while at first I was a little hesitant (they'd hyped her network television return so much I thought I'd vomit, or not be able to get "Hit Me With A Hot Note" out of my head for the rest of eternity) but seeing her on screen again as Grace, flirting with Eli... all I have to say is little Joey Potter is all growed up! They we're so cute together and I can't even get over their chemistry, although I'm pretty sure Johnny Lee Miller could have chemistry with a tree. I hope Katie makes many more appearances as Grace. Her character was just the right amount of delusional, kinda like Eli, for me to really, really like her... and honestly I did NOT think that that was going to happen.

Anyway, no blog (at least until Twilight comes out) will be complete without a picture of my british boyfriend Robert Pattinson. So yeah... here's that :) This is the picture on my desktop at work. It makes me happy. It also induces involentary noises upon sight. We're not obsessed or anything, it's just a deep understanding, a respect if you will, for the kind of hard work that this struggling actor does... yeah that was a bunch of crap, we're totally obsessed.